I am the Supreme Haggler for the Cestodial Hegemony.
You have problems, I offer solutions.
You have too many terraformed worlds and the endless headaches that go along with administering those worlds? My species does not have a head! Give me your unwanted terraformed worlds and lower your stress level.
Intergalactic IRS camped out on your doorstep because you did not pay your taxes? Give me your excess RUs. It will be difficult, but I will do my best to spend your money.
Ancient civs kicking your galactic heiny? My species does not have a heiny for ancients to kick. Send me the co-ordinates and relax.
I am here to help. Send me an email.
Contact bozimus@hotmail.com